If I were a firefighter I could spend Saturday morning washing my house. Such fun to have a really powerful hose.
If I were a princess I could lie in my pretty pink bed..............
.... devouring book upon book.
Working at Zaro's bakery would allow me to keep company with cheery Lady Liberty.
I suppose I could sell shoes, but this wouldn't be my top choice of occupation.
Flowers are more like it.
When I die, I hope it's like Joe Ades who died in his bed at 75. We will miss his colorful banter.